Six Costumes Men Should Stay Away From This Halloween! #LucyLopez

Six costumes guys need to stop wearing:

The Kissing Booth. Oh, you want to go up to women and have them kiss you? How original and non-creepy. (Not.)

Tinder. See above. That’ll be a forceful swipe left.

50 Shades of Grey. Oh, you put a bunch of Post-It Notes or paper on a shirt? How clever, especially since it involves a book and movie that jumped the shark years ago.

Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson. We’ll let Made Man take this one: “Sure you can dress up as the guy who was banned from his own reality television show after linking homosexuality with bestiality and terrorism—but you really shouldn’t.”

Phallic costumes of any kind. These kinds of costumes are only funny if you’re a 13-year-old boy. Just, no.

Clark Kent changing into Superman. While we love Supe unconditionally, this idea is tired and uninspired.

Honorable Mention: The Joker from the NEWest movie. Please, stop.

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